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Why? BMW -Big Money Works BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches BMW -Bring Many Wrenches BMW -Brings Me Women BMW -Brings More Women BMW -Broken Money Waster BMW -Broke My Wallet BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder BMW -Brutal Money Waster BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FIAT -Fits In A Thimble FIAT -Fix It Again Tony FIAT -Flats In All Tires FIAT -Found In A Trench FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung FORD -Fails On Rainy Days FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip! FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver FORD -Fault Of R&D FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting FORD -First On Recall Day FORD -First On Race Day FORD -First On Road to Dump FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily FORD -Flip Over Read Directions FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough FORD -Found On Red Dumpster FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway FORD -Found On Roadside Dead FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump FORD -Found On Russian Dump FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked G...